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The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is one of those rare toys that delivers on every promise—and then some. I’m not usually one to gush, but this one deserves the spotlight. The entrance alone is wild—hyper-realistic, finely molded, and incredibly inviting. It’s the kind of detail that makes you do a double-take, like wait, this isn’t just some generic sleeve? Nope. It’s unmistakably Vanna, and it shows. But aesthetics aside, the real magic happens once you’re in. This toy doesn’t just feel good—it performs like it’s got something to prove. The internal texture is dynamic and stimulating, hitting that perfect balance between intense and immersive. It’s not just about raw power either; there’s nuance here, a gradual build-up that makes every stroke count. If you’re looking for a toy that’s going to consistently deliver toe-curling satisfaction without the gimmicks, this is absolutely the one to beat.

Honestly this being my first toy I was hoping I would finally get my first prostate orgy, but it did not give me that satisfaction. The toy was a cheap prostate massager that I bought off a reviewer at a really discounted price of $6. The normal price is around $17-21 on Amazon so it is affordable, but it didn't work for me. Now mind you I am not the size of an average person. The toy didn't even reach my prostate. I was quite disappointed in the toy, but hey guess I get what paid for it right? The vibrations were kind of crappy on full blast but that might be because the toy didn't even reach my prostate. Since I am not an average body size it would be awesome if someone else tries it to review. If you like it, please tell me so I wasn't misinforming or seeming like I was harping. The charging takes 30 more minutes than the play time which is quite short if you ask me. The toy comes with a remote which works fine. I tried using the toy another time and it just broke. Unfortunately, I ended up having to throw it away. Sorry to go on a rant about a toy that didn't work well for me. If you read all of that seriously congratulations you are a real trooper. This was my first review I hope you all liked it. Have fun and stay safe this summer 😃

A fun and pleasurable sleeve that doesn't excel in some areas, but delivers an overall satisfying experience. The sleeve can be a bit of a hit or miss depending on your preferences, however I have no issue recommending this toy if you are after a more relaxing, sensual time, and not a quick pump and dump.

Ranked No.1 on Fleshassist and generally reviewed highly, the Emma Magnolia Regal sleeve is a realistic, nubby little number that's made with a fantastic entry! The Regal texture on its own feels amazing and was one that I was really excited to try out, in practice though I found it was unfortunately a little too front heavy for my liking and was mostly let down by the tight and basic centre. Don't get me wrong, its a very enjoyable sleeve in its own right, but when compared to others in my collection, it runs third behind the Eliza Ibarra and Janice Griffith sleeves. At the end of the day though, it really is just personal preference and your experience may differ. Read on to find out what I liked, disliked, and what I felt could be room for improvement.

The initial thought of a hyper realistic looking vibrator was somewhat chilling and kind of off putting. Looking at a product like Utimi's Heavenly had me absolutely terrified to the point that it ended up becoming laughable lol. I feel even Utimi knows it's a scary thing because they chose not to show the real vibrations in their video for it but rather some Microsoft PowerPoint style animations. ><' That being said, Utimit's Lavender is surprisingly far more acceptable to me than I could have ever imagined. Please do me a favor and go check out the site's video for this product as I don't know why but the music choice and everything about it had me rolling while I was trying to find a few more details to put in this review, it's beautiful lol. Well done to that editing team lol. In all seriousness though, I oddly found that the realism of this product satiated a weird fantasy craving that I didn't know was buried in the back of my mind. Utimi's designers must know a thing or two about color theory and how Lavender affects feelings and responses, as it definitely made this product 1000000% more acceptable than the genuine hyper realistic colors and textures of their Heavenly product. Of all the thrusting devices I currently own, I believe that this one is the best and on full charge the vibration settings are quite lovely. I would recommend this as a good first time dildo for someone that's wants a bit of help in the self sparked fantasy department or just enjoys an actual dick now and then.

The Maia Piper Vibrating Self-Heating suction Silicone Vibrator is a riot. The suction and vibration create an intense sensation that is pleasurable that sort of mimics a blowjob, which is even more convincing when used with lots of lube and the heating function. The soft inner texture included in the internal canal shape really helps it generate a decent level of suction against your member- even at my average size of 4.7 inches length and above-average girth, I had some room and comfortably fit in the sleeve. The independently controllable 15 levels of vibration X 3 Heat Levels X 5 Suction levels keep things fresh and interesting, they offer pulsating and fluctuating patterns that feel good. The independent control offers you the freedom to explore and discover what you like. With the right setting(s), you can get off easily and repeatedly. The Maia Piper is well built, solid and not too heavy at 1.1 LBs with an ergonomic shape. It has soft silicone internals and it's waterproof/submergable, making it suitable for shower use. It is definitely a cut above other similar vibration sleeve strokers. Maia Piper does get fairly loud when you turn on the vibration. The suction can make slurping and gurgling noises if you don't hold it close to you pelvic bone or wait long enough to generate a vacuum on your cock. Not a problem if you have the fan on, or using it in the shower or simply live alone. Cleaning does require a little bit more attention to clean because you have to run the sleeve under a faucet with the suction activated to rinse out lube or cum from the air-recirculation holes. It takes about 1-2 minutes to ensure it's completely clean. The toy is rather big measuring at 11.5” long, 3.2” thick x 4.5” wide, so you have to sit, stand or lie down when using it and constantly have a hand to prop it on your junk. If you don't mind a bit of extra cleaning and a tad bit of noise, the Maia Piper offers a lot of pleasurable possibilities-go for it!

I've never seen a company offering custom textures on a toy before until Godemiche's Grind Ring. They have 9 different texture offerings available, plus customizable mound height, colors, and optional add-ons like a vibrating attachment or lubricant. I customized mine with a high mound and waves in Godemiche Purple. I didn't get the optional V-Plate, but I do wish I had! This combination cock ring and grinder by Godemiche is an excellent toy for couples. You can also use the Grind Ring with a strap-on or by using your hand to rub it against your anatomy or placing it on a surface to grind yourself again. The soft silicone is very stretchy, so it can accommodate a wide range of girths, however it may feel tight on those with a lot of girth. If you're curious about grinders, I think that Godemiche's Grind Ring is an affordable way to experiment and discover the pleasures of grinder sex toys!

Tracy's Dog OG Dual-Vibe is a little something different than what I've played with in the bedroom in the past, but I was pleasantly surprised. It's a remote-controlled toy that can easily be used without the remote. It's a nice, smooth silicone. Unlike some toys, Tracy's Dog tossed three sample packs of lube in the package too, so it's all ready to go once you give it a charge,

Both my wife and I have really enjoyed using the Sea Horse dildo by Uncover Creations, her anally, me vaginally. It’s a well designed dildo, and I think the gentle scales and ridges are perfect for someone who likes some texture, but not too much. The bulbous head really does it for me, while my wife loves both the head and the medial ring. Even without a UV light, the marble Electric Blue and Neon Green look gorgeous together. I’d recommend the Sea Horse dildo to anyone who likes equine themed fantasy dildos and wants something with a bit more of a rounded head rather than just a flared head or flat head. The texture may not suffice for those who seek a lot of texture with their toys, while it may be more texture than some are expecting when ordering. Remember that when ordering a custom sex toy like Sea Horse to pay close attention to sizing! I find it helpful to have a dildo I use regularly on my desk with the measurements of that toy pulled up in one tab and the sizing for a toy I’m interested in pulled up in a separate window so that I can compare side by side. I said it earlier, but it’s worth bringing up again: I recommend checking out Uncover Creation’s firmness guide so you can have a good idea of what kind of squishy you can expect from the toy you’re ordering!

I genuinely love this novelty vibrator. I went in with low expectations because novelty toys often prioritize looks over function, but the Romp Lipstick proved me completely wrong. This actually works great, like, legitimately great. The design is gorgeous, the performance is solid, and the portability is unmatched. This has become my go-to toy for travel or anytime I'm out because it already comes with a lid and looks completely innocent. You don't need to worry about explaining why you have a sex toy in your bag when it looks like makeup. If you're someone who appreciates beautiful design and wants a toy that's both functional and discreet, this is absolutely worth the investment. It's proof that novelty toys don't have to compromise on quality or performance.

Personally, I love my Lush. It’s one that stays in my bedside drawer, along with a few other choice toys. It’s versatile, and the low noise makes it great for getting into naughty fun at not so naughty times. The lack of clitoral stimulation, paired with the price stops me from giving it a higher review. Is it worth the money? When it’s on sale, absolutely.

Would I say it's something to "rave" about, not necessarily, but it's definitely nice to have in the collection. It's perfect for beginners that don't want something overtly phallic in shape and easy to kind of tuck away. The intensity levels and patterns allow beginners to explore different sensations and land on something that's enjoyable. The app is also super basic and privacy friendly which is great for beginners that have never used an app related toy and don't want bombarded with invasive setups or unnecessary features, just another means of self control or a basic way to share long distance. The complimentary lube sample and luxurious feel of the included storage pouch are also super nice touches and also make the toy feel more worth the price being asked for it. Power level wise, it's personally not something I'd reach for first as I feel other toys in my collection are a bit stronger, but in general for a nice one on one session I'd see myself going back to it again. My only gripes are the buttons feeling a bit hard/weird to press and the fact that it's kind of hard to tell if it is for sure off. I'd prefer the on/off feature to be a hold of a button for both, rather than a press for "on" and a hold for "off".

I've had SVibe's Snail Gizi in my collection for over a year and was surprised to see it, and Snail Curve, trending on TikTok. It's a unique design that "unrolls" to stimulate both the g-spot and clitoris of any vulva haver, even when other dual stimulators/rabbit style vibes don't. I personally prefer Gizi over Curve because of the bulbous insertable end, whereas the Curve doesn't quite have the same insertable shape. Gizi has a less powerful version, the Gizi Lite which may be a better fit for those who don't want/need as much power, but the Lite is also lacking some of the features as Gizi. I think Gizi is a good option for those who like mid-to-high range power, dual stimulation, non-phallic designs, and want a hands-free option.

I would recommend buying this toy. It would probably be better to buy the newer generation because of the improvements. But this product is a good helper for outdoor play. It just doesn't have any clitoral stimulation.

In my ongoing quest to try out every kind of bondage gag possible (check out my ultimate gag guide!), the pussy-face gag was up there on my ultimate must-try list. In theory, it’s a cracking idea: stick half a Fleshlight on the front of a gag plus something to hold the sub’s mouth open, and you have a recipe for a truly mindblowing face fuck. It should even provide a nice buffer for the sub (if you care). After reading some terrible reviews of the original Master Series Pussy-Face Gag (the hard internal part is far too big, apparently), I found a cheaper clone on AliExpress. Elsewhere, this is sold as the Sohimi Pussy Face Gag.